A right royal tits up

Everybody loves a scandal, no matter how much we deny it.

Gossip magazines sell for a reason and today headlines hit that Kate Middleton nuddy shots will be published in a french gossip rag just weeks after third in line Harry’s naked shenanigans in Vegas.

It seems the true headlines newspapers should be publishing though is – “Hold up- the Royals have genitals.”

Come on guys! Whats the deal? Why are you making a big issue out of the fact that the Royal family are in fact human. They get naked.  They have boobs. Get over it.

You would think after all the fuss with the Levenson inquiry and the page 3 campaign evident at the moment, newspapers would lets a Royal caught with their pants down slide by. but no- its full frontal action they want.

The newspapers have often praised Kate on her common backgrounds and relatable qualities- but yet have turned those positive traits right against her and used them to exploit her private life.

We love Kate and Will- but like we sometimes have to realise about our parents- they are real people who have genitals.  This doesn’t mean we should start photographing them with long distance lenses and selling them to the french equivalent of Take a Break.

So guys- just in case you haven’t realised, Kate Middleton has breasts and some perv took a picture of them, just needed to get that off my chest ( though its not as ample as Kate’s 😉 )

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